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rebels on the rampage and army on the run

rebels on the rampage and army on the run

This is just fucked up. Anyone know of a charity that can help make a difference and bring a bit of peace?

Thank You.

Militant Moderate: Stuart Barnes wants to kill the game of rugby

“Writing in the Sunday Times today, Stuart Barnes, perhaps the most pig-headed and ignorant of rugby commentators, has published his prescription for the death of rugby. The IRB has recently issued strong guidelines to crack down on stamping, and rightly so. One of the blights of the game is that when players are on the wrong side of a ruck, too many players consider it their right to jump in with their feet and give the offending player a good kicking. Not try and get him out of the way, you understanding, but to cause him maximum pain. Such an act, of course, is against the rules of rugby, constituting violent conduct, and as such is punishable by a yellow or red card.”

Militant Moderate

It sounds bad. Read more about him here.

Stuart Barnes Rugby

Stuart Barnes (born 22 November 1962 in Grays, Thurrock in the county of Essex) is a former English rugby union footballer, and now sports commentator for Sky Sports. Barnes played fly-half for Newport RFC, Bristol, Bath; and represented England and the British Lions at international level.

Personal Life
Nicknamed The Barrel,[5] or The Bath Barrel,[6] he admits to disliking training, and as a reason why he would never be credible as a coach/why he prefers writing. He prides himself on his devotion to Bacchus and Bob Dylan, and counts amongst his friends wine expert Keith Floyd. The beer ‘Barnstormer’ (4.5%) brewed by Bath Ales is named after him. He is an ardent Arsenal F.C. fan.

Read more about him here.

stuart barnes couch potato

Is Bafana Bafana Going to Win the World Cup?

“They’re going to have to”

“He He”

“They’re playing at home so they have no excuses”

“He He”

“Ja we’ll get our kieries out if they lose”

“He He”

- conversation overheard in a trashy metal elevator

No One Cares

No One Cares

Lots of People in Boxes

in London town people live in boxes
they work in boxes and
their jobs are boxes

in the morning they eat breakfast from a box

then they go to work in a box
sometimes the boxes are broken or they stick together

once the boxes were blown up
but they put them back together again

at work they sit on a box
and work at a box in front
of a box inside a box in a box
in a box

for lunch they order boxes
of food and eat them in front
of their boxes
sometimes they spill crumbs on
their boxes

during the day they have meetings in boxes with people who work
in other boxes

on the way home they stop
at the nearest box
to drink stuff that comes in
boxes but is not served in boxes

after this their path home
is not so box-like

but they find their way back to
the boxes they live in and stumble inside

sometimes they talk to people through
little boxes they hold against their ears
but usually they stare at boxes while
eating food that comes in boxes
and is heated in boxes

when they have had enough they
set the boxes next to their beds to
box them out of their dreams
again in the morning

and all of this and all of London
is in a box
with a lid tight pushed down on it
by a fat drunk box shaped man
with bum crack sticking out his pants

maybe he is the clouds

and he’s just taking the piss

but they call this freedom

1 2 3 soleils

Holy

One nite in the forest

One nite in the forest

I did this illustration some time back as part of a storyboard proposal for a little children’s story that I wrote. I’ve just had news that there’s a small budget to go ahead with it. It should be completed some time in 2009.

Thank You.