Your Personality Test Results …
You scored 20% similar to Richard Branson.
You would probably enjoy the stability and structure of working within an organization.
However, it may be possible that you have a highly repressed DaVinci Entrepreneur Personality Type.
Read below to find out more …
when i tried to do what i thought that they wanted to hear then i got 80%
when i tried to fuck it up as best i could i got 20%
what happened to the other 20%?
maybe the test is rigged so u can only get 80% tops or 20% rock bottom.
or maybe i just missed something crucial.
i feel like such a failure.
so what i really want to know is how can mr branson (who i happen to quite like sometimes through is blah blah inspirational writing) have a model son when he’s such an ugly mother fucker?
anyway this thing is quite clever in an idiot kind of way.
i guess their ultra lame patronising actuarial science bit goes something like this (and yeah some cunt probably actually did a degree to work this one out):
1. most people are retarded failures with fuckall hope for anything let alone themselves
2. most retarded failures are desperate and live in denial of any form of dream whatsoever
3. celebrity fantasies have obvious appeal to such losers
therefore bullshit them into thinking that they can achieve such, or at least entertain the hope of such by buying some pathetic book or subscribing to some dysfunctional website that really says fuckall other than the obvious.
as old as cheap mystery stories and serial cliff hangers go on and on… sadly they still seem to sell as people just buy the bullshit perpetually or at least click keep the ad space jerk of tossing itself off.
the secret, the da vinci code, harry potter, potty, dotty, blah blah, vomit, etc
but the “highly repressed… personality type…” now that really takes the cake he he he :))) i can dig that one.
the end.
i can’t even remember when i wrote this garbage above. it’s much like those daft banner ads that go some celebrity has an iq like einstein - how the fuck about you? who the fuck cares? i mean most celebrities leave a lot to be desired let alone aspire to. what a waste of time. and what’s the whole insecure thing about intelligence. what’s wrong with being a bit of a retard? so what. acting like a fool can have its’ advantages at times but it’s a tricky game to play… or is it?
i had a nice summer morning doing some light surf training before breakfast in the sun. i’m off to a boring meeting now and then i’ll be doing a mediocre training session after lunch this afternoon. it’s quite boring but mildly fun and relaxing.
have yourself a nice day.
thank you.